Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...