Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...