A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...