Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...