Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.