The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...