The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...