Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!