Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...