A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...