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|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
man and E.T
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My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
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The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...