In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...