Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...