Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...