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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
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Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...