Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...