What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...