For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...