Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...