Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...