Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...