The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...