Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...