If Apple ran Christmas…
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Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...