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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Stand Still, Soldier!
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|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
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|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
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