Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...