What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...