How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...