Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
R.A.P.
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Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...