Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.