Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...