You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...