Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....