Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!