How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
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The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...