Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...