What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...