You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...