Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...