The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...