Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...