What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...