YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...