Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...