I’m gaining weight doctor
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Three legged Donkey
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Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
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