Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...