An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...