Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...