A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...