Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...